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Freddy the Pig


"He who has not met Freddy the Pig has not led a complete life."
— Harley Hahn

Who Is Freddy the Pig?

The following is an excerpt from my book, Harley Hahn's Internet Yellow Pages...

Between 1927 and 1958, the American writer Walter R. Brooks (1886-1958) wrote 26 children's books about Freddy the Pig.

Freddy lives on a farm owned by Mr. and Mrs. Bean, near the town of Centerboro in upstate New York, along with many other animals, including Mrs. Wiggins (cow), Jinx (cat), Charles (rooster), Henrietta (hen), Alice, Emma and Uncle Wesley (ducks), Hank (horse), Robert and Georgie (dogs), and Eek, Eeny, Quik and Cousin Augustus (mice).

All the animals can talk, but Freddy is, by far, the most talented. In the course of the books he becomes a detective, a poet, a newspaper publisher (founder of the "Bean Home News"), a banker (he starts the First Animal Bank), a pilot, a football player, a politician (when Mrs. Wiggins runs for president of the First Animal Republic), a magician, a baseball coach, and a lot more.

I have a large Freddy collection and have read each book many times. In fact, much of what I know about human nature, I learned from Freddy and his friends.

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The Complete List of Freddy the Pig Books

For reference, here is the complete list of Freddy the Pig books. You can find these books in the children's section of any library.

  1. Freddy Goes To Florida (1927)
  2. Freddy Goes To Florida (1927)
  3. Freddy Goes To the North Pole (1930)
  4. Freddy the Detective (1932)
  5. The Story of Freginald (1936)
  6. The Clockwork Twin (1937)
  7. Freddy the Politician (1939)
  8. Freddy's Cousin Weedly (1940)
  9. Freddy and the Ignormus (1941)
  10. Freddy and the Perilous Adventure (1942)
  11. Freddy and the Bean Home News (1943)
  12. Freddy and Mr Camphor (1944)
  13. Freddy and the Popinjay (1945)
  14. Freddy the Pied Piper (1946)
  15. Freddy the Magician (1947)
  16. Freddy Goes Camping (1948)
  17. Freddy Plays Football (1949)
  18. Freddy the Cowboy (1950)
  19. Freddy Rides Again (1951)
  20. Freddy the Pilot (1952)
  21. Freddy and the Space Ship (1953)
  22. The Collected Poems of Freddy the Pig (1953)
  23. Freddy and the Men from Mars (1954)
  24. Freddy and the Baseball Team from Mars (1955)
  25. Freddy and Simon the Dictator (1956)
  26. Freddy and the Flying Saucer Plans (1957)
  27. Freddy and the Dragon (1958)

If you would like to own your own copies, it is easy to do so, as they have all been reprinted.

The Freddy the Pig page at Overlook Press

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Freddy and the Internet

Freddy the Pig is an accomplished poet. At the 2000 Friends of Freddy convention, I gave a talk entitled "Freddy and the Internet". As part of the presentation, I read a brand new poem, "The Internet", which I wrote in the style of Freddy. The poem was well-received and, by popular request, is presented here for your enjoyment.

The Internet
by Freddy the Pig

The Internet is quite a place
Although it doesn't have a face,
Nor really anywhere to go
To see a movie or a show.
But still, I like to click my mouse,
And never have to leave the house
Except perhaps to take a break
Whene'er my back begins to ache.
It's also nice to have a snack
(For, as you know, food helps the back).
I'll look online for treats, and then,
Have them delivered to my pen.

And when it rains, I'll sit and chat
With Georgie, Charles and Jinx the Cat.
If going out is too much trouble
I'll send some email on the double
To Mrs. Wiggins at the barn
Relating some old tale or yarn
About a case we've yet to settle
And use the Net to prove our mettle.
By hunting clues around the globe
We'll use the Internet to probe
Into the minds of thieves and crooks
With information not in books
(Like Shakespeare, which I've not quite read,
Because it's holding up my bed).

On the Net, I use the Web
To find my fav-o-rite celeb-
-rities, then send them all email
And hope that they will tell me "Hail
to you, oh fearless Internaut
You — who've been an astronaut
Poet, banker, de-tect-i-tive,
The smartest pig to ever live!
Because of you, I've won my bet
That pigs can use the Internet."

One day, when I have lots of time
I'll make a site, complete with rhyme
For all the world to have some fun
To come and see what I have done.
And everyone from near and far
Will, no doubt, say that I'm a star
And they will see I have the knack
But now— I think I need a snack.

So that is all I have to say
About the Internet today.

If you have read the Freddy books, you may know that Freddy is not the only poet. Another character, Mrs. Peppercorn, also writes poetry. Mrs. Peppercorn's philosophy is that it is boring to use the same old rhymes that everyone has been using for years. Instead, she creates new ones, endowing her poetry with a unique style.

During my presentation, I also read a short poem about the Internet composed by Mrs. Peppercorn.

The Internet
by Mrs. Peppercorn

I love the Net because it's nice
To spend some time in Cyberspice.

If you can't visit me or call,
You can always reach me by e-mall.

Or, if you like to talk or blab,
Come chat with me upon the Wab.

I have a plan to make me rich,
By selling poems on the Interniche.

So, if you want to chat sometime,
My screenname's Mrs. Pepper-rhyme.

Mrs. Peppercorn's poetry does take some getting used to but, like warts, it grows on you.

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The Neck

As I mentioned above, Freddy the Pig is an accomplished poet. At the 2000 Friends of Freddy convention, I gave a talk. At the end of the talk, I read a poem I had written in the style of Freddy. I did the same thing at the 2004 convention, in both cases, the talks and the poems were well received.

If you are a Freddy fan, you will know that, over the years, he wrote a series of poems called "The Features", in which he discussed various parts of the body: the eyes, the ears, the teeth, the nose, the hair, and so on.

The poem I wrote for the 2004 convention, is called "The Neck". It is the one poem Freddy forgot to write. (So I had to do it for him.)

The Neck
by Freddy the Pig

It's nice to have a mouth and eyes
And noses can be fun,
But most important is the neck
(Of which we have but one).

It sits between the head and chest
Attaching north and south,
Between the shoulders (left and right)
And just below the mouth.

For shorter folks, the neck s great
Because it gives gain in-
-height. And, without a neck, when you were mad
What would you get a pain in?

Like other things that we all need
Like ears and nose and eyes,
The neck works best when it's just right
The perfect neck-like size.

Giraffes, for instance, have too much
Their necks are so contrived,
While Mr. Webb (who has no neck)
Is really quite deprived.

So do not bend or pull your neck
Or squeeze it in a vice,
Don't let your neck get extra hot
Or frozen in the ice.

For if you didn't have a neck
You wouldn't get too far,
You head would fall and roll away
Each time you stopped the car.

Yes, it's nice to have a mouth and eyes
And noses can be fun,
But I maintain the neck is best
When all is said and done.

As I discussed above, Freddy is not the only poet in the Freddy books. Another character, Mrs. Peppercorn, writes poetry using a particularly gruesome style all her own. (She makes up her own, original rhymes.)

Here, then, is Mrs. Peppercorn's version of the same poem.

The Neck
by Mrs. Peppercorn

Without a neck your head would flop
Around— just like a noodle,
Your eyes would close, you mouth would gasp
You'd really be it trooble.

Your head would fall and get lumps like porridge
You'd ail, and that's a fact,
There'd be no use in getting a Swedish mass-orridge
Or seeing the chiropract(or).

So if you ask, I'd say the neck's
My fav-o-rite appendage,
Of all the parts, the neck is best
Because it is stu-pendage.

So hail to you, oh neck of necks
The Queen of all the body,
When someone rubs you, I relax
Because it feels so naugh-dy.

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The Friends of Freddy Club

Freddy the Pig has many fans, and they have formed a club called the Friends of Freddy (FOF). If you are a Freddy fan (or you are just interested in beefing up your resumé), you might want to join the Friends of Freddy organization.

Friends of Freddy Web site

Every two years, the FOF has a convention in the fall. In October, 2000, I went to the FOF convention, which was held in Windham, New York, close to where Walter Brooks used to live. In October, 2004, I wint to the FOF convention in Rome, New York, the birthplace of Walter Brooks.

Freddy conventions are a lot of fun. There are talks, performances and many friendly people to meet. I had a great time at both of them, and I am only sorry I missed the 2002 gathering.

For more information about conventions and other gatherings, see the Friends of Freddy Web site.

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Children's Resources on the Net...

Aside from information about Freddy the Pig, you'll find a lot of great ideas and resources for kids in The Little Nipper's Internet Clubhouse, the special children's section of The Harley Hahn Experience (my premium Web site).

If you are already a member, just click on the links below:

Books for Kids
Stories to Read on the Net
Explore and Learn
Fun Stuff

If you are not a member, here's where you can find information about joining:

The Harley Hahn Experience

Below is a list of all the topics you will find in The Little Nipper's Internet Clubhouse.

Books for Kids

  • An American Girl
  • Blume, Judy
  • Book Reviews Written by Adults
  • Book Reviews Written by Kids
  • Children's Literature Resources
  • Cleary, Beverly
  • Dahl, Roald
  • Dr. Seuss
  • Freddy the Pig
  • Goosebumps
  • Hardy Boys
  • Harry Potter
  • Nancy Drew
  • Narnia, Chronicles of
  • Winnie the Pooh and Christopher Robin

Stories to Read on the Net

  • Alice in Wonderland
  • Anne of Green Gables
  • Beauty and the Beast
  • Child's Garden of Verses
  • Cinderella
  • Classics for Young Readers
  • Dr. Dolittle
  • Grimm's Fairy Tales
  • Hans Christian Andersen Stories
  • Jungle Book
  • Legend of Sleepy Hollow
  • Peter Pan
  • Peter Rabbit
  • Pinocchio, Adventures of
  • Poetry for Kids
  • Robin Hood Stories
  • Secret Garden
  • Stories for Preschoolers
  • Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn
  • Treasure Island
  • Wizard of Oz

Explore and Learn

  • Animals and Pets
  • Art
  • Contests
  • Cooking
  • Crafts
  • Energy
  • Math
  • Music and Songs
  • Outdoor Activities
  • People and Culture
  • Science
  • Search Engines for Kids
  • Space Exploration and Astronomy
  • Web Directories Created by Kids

Fun Stuff

  • Creative Corner
  • Dinosaurs
  • Games
  • Jokes
  • Jump Rope Rhymes
  • Just for Fun
  • Preschool Activities
  • Solve a Mystery
  • Television
  • Toys You Make Yourself

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